One time, Ragnell, she hit my dog.MY pregnant dog.With a car.Then she laughed and laughed...Then she backed up.
Am not!Really!Okay, I admit it. I am.I did.I laughed.What are you going to do about it, huh? :)
*sigh*. I never get an anti-league.See, it's just like I was telling you, Ragnell. I'm easily the more vicious and less rational of the two of us. Hmph.
And the answer is:BLOG ABOUT IT!Same one you should've given DiDio.
Ragnell once hit on my mom, knowing that my love of HLA would conflict with my anger at people who hit on my mom, sending me into a catatonic fugue state...Because she's mean!
One time... Ragnell said Hitler was just Misunderstood.Really!
I've heard she's into cow-tipping.
This one time, she lead a group of the world's worst supervillains in an attempt to blow up the JLA Watchtower and take over the world.What? That was the Anti-Justice League?Nevermind...
Ragnell....taught a dog to smoke.And this dog would approach you and beg you, and although you thought the dog was just being friendly...you knew the dog was begging for cigarettes.Ragnell - screwing the public health of pooches since time immemorial.
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One time, Ragnell, she hit my dog.
MY pregnant dog.
With a car.
Then she laughed and laughed...
Then she backed up.
Am not!
Really!
Okay, I admit it. I am.
I did.
I laughed.
What are you going to do about it, huh? :)
*sigh*. I never get an anti-league.
See, it's just like I was telling you, Ragnell. I'm easily the more vicious and less rational of the two of us. Hmph.
And the answer is:
BLOG ABOUT IT!
Same one you should've given DiDio.
Ragnell once hit on my mom, knowing that my love of HLA would conflict with my anger at people who hit on my mom, sending me into a catatonic fugue state...
Because she's mean!
One time... Ragnell said Hitler was just Misunderstood.
Really!
I've heard she's into cow-tipping.
This one time, she lead a group of the world's worst supervillains in an attempt to blow up the JLA Watchtower and take over the world.
What? That was the Anti-Justice League?
Nevermind...
Ragnell....taught a dog to smoke.
And this dog would approach you and beg you, and although you thought the dog was just being friendly...you knew the dog was begging for cigarettes.
Ragnell - screwing the public health of pooches since time immemorial.
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